Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.