Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.