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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.