Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.