Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.