How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.