How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.