How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.