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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.