Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.