Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams