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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.