How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!