How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!