How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.