What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Jackpot!

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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An onion

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out