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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What is the healthiest college?

Rice

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.