What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out