What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out