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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out