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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.