Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son