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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion