The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Carrion luggage
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Alaska
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
TAKBEER!
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
