Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.