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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo