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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."