What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.