What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back