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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back