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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!