The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Because attachments are not allowed.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Wizz Air
None of your abyss-ness
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
Reposts are allowed.
I will take over now, if you allow.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Cantaloupe...
Because icing is not allowed.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Because they are very touching
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
I'm not allowed to tell you
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
A cantaloupe.
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
This guy.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The specific ocean.
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
6
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
It only allows 140 characters
Tajweed
A gun free zone
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
A cantelope
25 to Life.
Hit the sack.
Because she'll let it goooo
The hippocampus.
Because they allow 1 free carrion
Because that would be illeagle
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Stone.
Rink injustice!
He was on the "No Fry" list.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
TAKBEER!
Because they were bard.
Orphans.
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Xanax since he's a Bartender
OC Cantaloupes.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Mothmatics!
When it's being built!
They were afraid of Stalin'
Because he was a car-case.
Roaming Catholic
Catholic
What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!
A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
Amor-Man
I did not see that coming.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
It's three letters in. "H".
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Empty Magazines.
Because they're not PC
A good start.
