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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.