He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
He missed the rains down in africa
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Because they are very touching
TAKBEER!
Ed. U. Cation!
Sounds like he had already done the... time
It was a high school.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Hello ladies.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
