Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.