He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
Nobody's limbs.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Send them to barber school.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Hello ladies.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
