He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
They are missing 2 towers
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
It's smoking a cigarette.
He's taking over the Poles.
Because attachments are not allowed.
25 to Life.
Spirit week.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Student: A teacher!
Scares their dogs.
Oher's NFL career
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
