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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Who is driving?

A cop.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener