When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Weight for it...
She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Who still doesn't know about milk
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Because it crashes all the time.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
It's been nice gnawing you.
A Refrigerator
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
A real mess on your hands.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Dodged-a-Rango
With experi-mints!
