Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who loses?

America.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.