Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Who will be rescued?

America.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.