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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.