Who loses?

America.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.