Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!