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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Who gets saved?

America

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!