Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.