Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless