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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens