Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens