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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...