Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.