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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Arnold Jokes More Arnold Jokes

Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.