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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.