Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Arnold. Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!