Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!