Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Arnold. Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.