Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Arnold. Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!