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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.