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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!