What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.