What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.