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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.