What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment