What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.