Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.