What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)