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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.