What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

X Post Jokes More X Post Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Nicely Dress Man Jokes More Nicely Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire