It was two tired.
Because they're two tired
Because it was two-tiered.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Because it was too tired.
Because its two tyred
The cigarette.
It's two tired.
Because it's two-tired
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
Because it was two-tired.
Petal.
Because than it would be REcycling
It was too tired...
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Because it was two tired...
Virgin mobile
A-tyre
A tire.
Attire.
Attire
Pop-cycle
A tire
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Because it was two-tired
A popsicle!
Because they're two-tired.
The road.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
He was two-tired...
It was 2 tired...
Because it's two tired.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
A tire!
Because he was a gold fish.
Bike carbonate of soda!
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Attire...!!
When it turns into a driveway.
They both can't ride bicycles.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
Because it was two-tyred.
A Moosical
Because it is two-tired!!!!
X-post from r/bicycling Attire
They are two tired
She was told to do an essay in school.
Get off me holmes!
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
One's organized.
What's fastest thing in the world?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
A statue of a dog!
Names
Stop "N Slop Markets"
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
So they won't whistle on the way down.
You just put your lips together and whistle
