Bicycle Jokes

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Bicycle Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

Why did the bicycle fall over??

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Why did the unicycle win the race?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

What elephant and a canary and in common?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

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