Bicycle Jokes

It was two tired.

Because they're two tired

Because it was two-tiered.

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Because it was too tired.

Because its two tyred

It's two tired.

Because it's two-tired

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Because it was two-tired.

Because than it would be REcycling

It was too tired...

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Because it was two tired...

Virgin mobile

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Because it was two-tired

Because they're two-tired.

A tyre (attire)

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

He was two-tired...

It was 2 tired...

Because it's two tired.

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Because he was a gold fish.

Bike carbonate of soda!

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

When it turns into a driveway.

They both can't ride bicycles.

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Because it was two-tyred.

It was two tired.

Because it is two-tired!!!!

They are two tired

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Because its two tyred

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

They are still there.

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Organized crime.

To get some quack

They always quack the case.

Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

Why did the bicycle fall down?

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

Why did the bicycle fall over??

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Why did the unicycle win the race?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

What elephant and a canary and in common?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

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