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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.