What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.