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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.