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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.