What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.