Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Gutterfingers!

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You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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It oink-urs a fine.

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Because it's re-fined!

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.