Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Marshawn Lynch Jokes More Marshawn Lynch Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.