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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

Marshawn Lynch Jokes More Marshawn Lynch Jokes

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.