Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.