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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.