Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.