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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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Give me one more chants!

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Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.