Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!