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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!