What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.