What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!