What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters