Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista