Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!