Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!