Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!