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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter