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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Give them a test-tickle

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By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.