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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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