Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."