Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."