Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

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Give them a test-tickle

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Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Because she ran away from the ball!

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!