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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter