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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!