Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!