Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!