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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do fish smoke?

Seewead