What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.