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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top