What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top