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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.