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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.