How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank