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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony