How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Fiat Jokes More Fiat Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank