How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.