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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Fiat Jokes More Fiat Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank