How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.