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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now