Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!