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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank