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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!