Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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