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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.