What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.