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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.