April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic