What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.