Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.