Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.