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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!