Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.