An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
A schoolbus full of children.
To keep their nuts dry.
A castle
Because he left the school.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Micro Phelps.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
You swimming pull
Because they're constant in a pool.
Dems!
By swimming in the main stream.
They go swimming in Laotian
Because it has pp in it.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
A bulldozer
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A Sturgeon
Their phones would get wet.
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
He had too much to drink before he went swimming!
A submarine.
A decoi
By swimming in their debt.
For the Halibut.
They only have one pair of trunks.
Dam!
The Senile River
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Not in the mainstream
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Because they would sneeze in pepper water.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Aqua-Vlad
The fact that red guards can swim.
They love to swim in gold coins.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
In Laotian.
Wanna go swimming?
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Because it can swim
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
I'm swimming here!
The Crimea River
When it's past your eyes.
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
An octopuss!
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Dam.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Cause it's far out, man
The specific ocean.
Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
A grand piano.
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
A Two-knee fish!.....
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
Inshallah water.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
He was a card shark!
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
A starfish!
Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
A whale with a table taped to it.
It had a bleed on its tail fin.
Because they spend too much time changing.
Their trunks.
A seahorse!
A microwave oven.
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Bob.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Coconut.
Sorry!
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Please get out of the swimming pool
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Ubisoft
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Pops.
After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"
They are missing 2 towers
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
Luggage full of goals.
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
