Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!