Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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A bird that will talk you ear off!

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A submarine.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Goesintight.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!