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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.