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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!