Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!