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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.