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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.