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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.