Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!