Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!