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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.