Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!