Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.