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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.