How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.