How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.