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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.