Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
One. But he gets three hours credit.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Sir" from a distance.
Sir
Because they switched to Comcast.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
It loses its cool.
