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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.