Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Because nobody likes his company!
Through the ox input.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
