How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.