How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.