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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.