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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church