She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
A start.
A gnatural disaster.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The Post Office
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Thousands of brown loafers
Church.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
A dell
Post office.
Pete.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
With a thousand Gigamisous
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Lieutenant
They pay their debts on time.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
To not wake the audience.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.
Rock
You get a sun *Bern.*
It burns too easily
Catch my drift
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
