What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.