Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Archaeologist Jokes More Archaeologist Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave