Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Archaeologist Jokes More Archaeologist Jokes

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.