Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

River Jokes More River Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!