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Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Archaeologist Jokes More Archaeologist Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel