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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.