Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel