Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.