Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.