What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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ANKH ANKH!!

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.