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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time