What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.