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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.