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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time