What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.