What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.