March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.