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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove