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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!