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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.