Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!