Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.