Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.