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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.