What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus