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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.