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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA