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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA