What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.

What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.