What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.