River Derci. Sorry.
Just add water.
Tap water
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Ones in a cup
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
They go back and re-herse.
The feet.
Operation Yewtree.
The Mediterranean Sea.
