What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce