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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar