Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
To switch sides
It's a large fog in Italy
Pox Romana
Pastatution.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
River Derci. Sorry.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
In the spaghetto
There are literally Sicilians.
The spaghetto.
Itali-cized.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
The spaghetto
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
It's Italicized
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Dr. Pepe
The "spaghetto"
The fly.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Ones in a cup
Because they pull out at the last second.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Snowd-en
They just don't believe in labels.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Very tired feet.
It chickened out.
Spaghetto
Lowering the bar. or not to.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
The episode.
It never happens just once.
Pover-tea.
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
A Jehovah's Witness.
