It's a large fog in Italy
Pox Romana
River Derci. Sorry.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
In the spaghetto
There are literally Sicilians.
The spaghetto.
Itali-cized.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
The spaghetto
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
It's Italicized
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Dr. Pepe
The "spaghetto"
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Ones in a cup
Four-tified
A happy medium.
A Pastafarian.
It is the language of Wales.
Because actions speak louder than words.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Sue she
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
They do declare!
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
