Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
To switch sides
It's a large fog in Italy
Pox Romana
Pastatution.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
River Derci. Sorry.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
In the spaghetto
There are literally Sicilians.
The spaghetto.
Itali-cized.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
The spaghetto
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
It's Italicized
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Dr. Pepe
The "spaghetto"
The fly.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Ones in a cup
Because they pull out at the last second.
To get to the other bride.
Netflix and Trill!
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
You let it sink in.
WITNESS ME!
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
They both have problems finding x.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
He lost interest
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
He had no body to go with.
Because the label said General Foods.
They just don't believe in labels.
