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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.