How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.