How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.