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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?